Hell Yeah!

LOL of the day!

Dedicated to all Arsenal & Liverpool fans. =P

EPL glory?

HAHAHA...i feel bad...but it's the fact. LOL

Class Photos

Class photos, aside from all the formalities, there's always those candid, informal and funny ones.

Like these from the past:

The secondary school era.

St Joseph's class of 5A 05'. Owh, and check out the "Mafia" gang behind led by crazy Franklin.

The college era.

Class of C4. AIMST Foundation.

The university era.

Mahsa's DDS Batch One.

Ahh...great pictures eh?

But when it comes down to pure informality and wackiness...you've got to hand it over to these guys and girls here.

Seriously, this is like the epitome of candid class photos:

#1 Pouring buckets of water over those unsuspecting smartly dressed classmates!

Source unknown. But this is a photo where everyone's gonna have a wet look.

#2 Two girls making out in the picture!

Source: Anderson Junior College, Singapore class photo. Apparently this photo was even auctioned!

Epic photos? I thought so...till I found this:

3# Kids showing the middle finger!

Holy s***?!

Spider Drawing

Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached

Get Her

OMG ROFL HAHAHA

Pimp My Mask

Saw a few of these online. Made one of my own. Hahaha.

Gonna steal more masks tomorrow. xD

I Laughed So Hard

OMG...I laughed till my tummy hurts.

This Made My Day

15 mins ago.



=)

A Dog Tale

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When i went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then i said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then i said,"You don't understand. I've had Sex since i was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When i married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that i wanted a room for my husband and me, and a special room for Sex. He said "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."

One day i entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why i was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the competition. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hope to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal any more."

When my husband and I separated, we went to court for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before i was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4a.m?" I told him that i was looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.

=)

Internet Rule #30

Internet Rule #30: There are No Girls on the Internet.
(read the other rules here)
EDITED: Apparently, photobucket error caused the last part to be left out. Kthxbai!

Pak La La La La

This has got to be one of the funniest election parodies ever! I can't stop laughing listening to it! (Thanks to June for the share.)

Load Repayment

Stumbled upon this on the PTPTN loan website. Listed below is the formula for Loan Repayment Schedule with 3% administrative cost:

WTH?!?!?!

I think they purposely want to confuse you so that you can't calculate how much they charge you!

University Poems!

Got this of a forwarded email. Just a little insight of what the other universities are, in a rather 'poetic' way. Haha!

A Poem From UTAR

I join Utar because its 'pien yi',
I also thought it will be a good uni,
but end i jalan jauh sampai nak mati,

because all the faculties telah dibahagi....

in UTAR everything is about money,
pay late then they phone tak henti henti
even worse the officers talk like your are seekor babi,
no manners no courtesy...

Admin is crazy,
you wanna find DSA they will ask you to go jalan from PA to PD
if you complain they will say dont be lazy,
remind again kena marah lagi...

If got class til malam nanti,
after 8 the air cond will mati,
when we complain heaty,
they say the building is empty, meng meng still got security,

where got count as empty...

UTAR thought we are monkey,
payment also need to go different faculties,
from collecting receipt, filling in form to paying money,
From PC, PA, PC and need certified go PD ...

If your lazy please dont come to this uni,
coz UTAr bus service also need money,
they dont accept cash accept tickets what a pity,

70 cents if u want to beli....

people say come uni,
sure can tiao yu,

mana tau whole uni oso 'beh khi',
got leng lui also treat us like sui yu...

toilet in UTAR very geli,
if it dont stink then your very lucky,
but the floors are very watery,

if you complain to the aunty,

they also tak peduli,

because they will be very penat if they really wanna cuci,

coz UTAR boyz dunno how to aim 'n' pee,

so it is very smelly...

driving in UTAR is a liability,
Every time you park its very risky,
no parking lot for student in the uni,
jaya one got but its not free,
if double park then put call me message but berhati-hati,

or else saman Rm300 lagi ...

food in every faculties also 'bu pien yi',
they will call out numbers with mic like pertandingan menyanyi,
want cheaper and niser food must go mamak kat tepi,
1 thing bad its hot and dirty ...

UTAR got alot of library,
small with insufficient facility,

going in also need to show ID,

people go in to walk and talk kat sana sini,

so students there are very noisy,

if your smart you know dont come in to study...

UTAR computer lab very mini,
Pen drive masuk lubang sure got baby,
pregnant with all the trojan, worm and cookies,
besides that the server very laggy,

in PA the lab is like CC,

student LAN games with any games terkini ...

UTAR staff dunno get how much for their salary,
if they have problem they will ask you tunggu sini,
change people also cannot solve it then they ask tunggu lagi,

then change people again also cant solve then very soli...

Chinese in UTAR is majority,
Dont know how to speak chinese then they will say you 'lan si',

good students always carry a electronic dictionary

so they will learn better for their study...

Dr Ling say UTAR is good so study disini,

but what is happening we also dont have berita terkini,

coz the moving to kampar is very lousy,
thats why all the good lecturers also wanna lari,

no one wanna go there as its a town like 3rd world country,

no KFC no MCD,

1 thing they have is MYFC,

trust me for that place is not counted as lousy...

assignment for GD banyak sampai mati,

rushing assignment setiap hari,

no need sleep macam zombie,
some more class will be 8 pagi,
so macam mana bangun ni,
end up kena barred lagi...

Utar is not very lousy,
if you like to 'tham siu pin yi'
after you come in you will terpendam dalam hati,

coz UTAR my choice is the tagline of this uni...

Before come in kena sedar diri,
Got money please go oversea,
study abroad not like me,

if got choice cabut lari,

or end up like me always memaki.....


A Poem of INTI
At first I love INTI
But INTI loves my money
I ask money from daddy
But daddy asks mummy
Mummy goes to INTI
And find out why INTI's so greedy
The lift always mati
And the guards look like monkey
That's why I started to hate INTI

INTI don't love me
What for I love INTI
All they need is money
Nothing but money, money and money

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
No wonder they're so lousy
And their faces look so funny
Like Talos the mummy

Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
But they never plant more trees
All because they want to save money
Make all students feel hot to mati

First I entered INTI I got no kaki
Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
Then I started don't want to study
Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
That's why we must blame INTI

Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy
Even the lecturers are more pretty
I always want to date them for tea
But I always kejar they always lari

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
People said his pucuk already mati
Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
That's why loh people say he is 'cc'

He likes to tell jokes to everybody
But his joke never funny
Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
Dr. Lim so pity

INTI's toilets really smelly
No water no api
Even you haven't pee
You want to lari
Always complain they also say soli soli

Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
Instead everyone knows they are lousy
INTI motive just to earn more money
So that they can pay lecturers salary
And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
Waterfish like us always press by INTI
Just to tipu more more money

That is all the story about INTI
Which loves money
But after all I still come to INTI
To contribute money

u r not in INTI?
u r very lucky
coz INTI cant bluff ur money
just cabut n jangan kembali~!!

Student of INTI
noway to lari
already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
plz tell everybody
jangan kena tipu lagi!

Credits to those who wrote the poem. Maybe I should make one for MAHSA? =D

Šílený Ota

Too stressed from studying? May I present to you the ultimate relieve!

Money Not Enough 2

Opening 31st July. Hope they show it in Malaysia. Damn Hilarious Trailer!

Motivational Poster

Snippet: Create your very own motivational (or demotivational) poster here!

Silence!

Snippet: Having another anatomy test in 3 hours time. For us to have tests nearly every week, it's turning into a frenzy!

We all have all sorts of examinations. Written, oral, OSPE, viva's...

But what the hell is a 'SILENCE EXAMINATION'?!?!?!


5th floor of Block A, Mahsa College.

Silenced?

Applies To All Students

Time Out

Exam begins Monday. Seems that everyone is cracking up their grey matter already. So much to study, yet so little time.

Planned to do a 5 hour marathon earlier, but somehow, midway through, my mood went kaput just like that...

Surfed the web trying looking for something interesting to do. Then, I found this software which allows me to create time lapsed videos. Looks pretty cool from the video uploads, so I decided to try it myself.

So...for the first time ever, I present to you, a timelapse video of me studying:

OK..maybe I was bored, which is why I decided to film me studying with the webcam. =)

Happy Studying my fellow friends!